Most people assume WWJD stands for "What would Jesus do?"But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says,"God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to,"pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." - Psalm 83:15.

Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain"until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." - Exodus 19:13.

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." - John 12:49

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda"The Apostles were in one Accord." !!!! - Acts 5:12

Okay well I hope you enjoyed these!

Okay I made a deal that if OSU won the game that I would post that they are the best. Now this was a deal and this not what I think but what I say. O and It will never happen again. One more thing the deal I made stated nothing about how long this post had to stay on my blog so it won't be here long (trust me).
OSU is the best
There happy now I go back and say:
MICHIGAN IS THE ULTIMATE BEST!

Since the Michigan Ohio game is coming up I thought I would find some facts about it.
The Michigan-Ohio State rivalry is an intense rivalry between the University of Michigan and the Ohio State University football teams. The annual game between Michigan and Ohio State has been held at the end of the regular season since 1935.
HISTORY:
The rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan can be traced back to a feud between their respective states which began in 1835. The state of Ohio and the Michigan Territory fought a bloodless conflict with one another in a border dispute known as the Toledo War. Some have proposed that the college football rivalry is a modern manifestation of this historical tension.
NOW:
Through the first eleven weeks of the 2006 season, Ohio State and Michigan are both 11-0 and ranked #1 and #2 respectively in the Bowl Championship Series rankings. The winner of the their game on November 18 will be the outright Big Ten champion and play for a national championship. As such, this year's contest has been widely touted as a "game for the ages".
The 2006 game is the first time that Ohio State and Michigan will meet ranked #1 and #2 in the country. Michigan has won 57 games against Ohio, and Ohio has won only 39 against Michigan . I thought you people would want to know that.