Most people assume WWJD stands for "What would Jesus do?"But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says,"God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to,"pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." - Psalm 83:15.
Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain"until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." - Exodus 19:13.
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." - John 12:49
Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."
Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."
And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda"The Apostles were in one Accord." !!!! - Acts 5:12
Okay well I hope you enjoyed these!
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Monday, November 20, 2006
Okay I made a deal that if OSU won the game that I would post that they are the best. Now this was a deal and this not what I think but what I say. O and It will never happen again. One more thing the deal I made stated nothing about how long this post had to stay on my blog so it won't be here long (trust me).
OSU is the best
There happy now I go back and say:
MICHIGAN IS THE ULTIMATE BEST!
OSU is the best
There happy now I go back and say:
MICHIGAN IS THE ULTIMATE BEST!
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Since the Michigan Ohio game is coming up I thought I would find some facts about it.
The Michigan-Ohio State rivalry is an intense rivalry between the University of Michigan and the Ohio State University football teams. The annual game between Michigan and Ohio State has been held at the end of the regular season since 1935.
HISTORY:
The rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan can be traced back to a feud between their respective states which began in 1835. The state of Ohio and the Michigan Territory fought a bloodless conflict with one another in a border dispute known as the Toledo War. Some have proposed that the college football rivalry is a modern manifestation of this historical tension.
NOW:
Through the first eleven weeks of the 2006 season, Ohio State and Michigan are both 11-0 and ranked #1 and #2 respectively in the Bowl Championship Series rankings. The winner of the their game on November 18 will be the outright Big Ten champion and play for a national championship. As such, this year's contest has been widely touted as a "game for the ages".
The 2006 game is the first time that Ohio State and Michigan will meet ranked #1 and #2 in the country. Michigan has won 57 games against Ohio, and Ohio has won only 39 against Michigan . I thought you people would want to know that.
The Michigan-Ohio State rivalry is an intense rivalry between the University of Michigan and the Ohio State University football teams. The annual game between Michigan and Ohio State has been held at the end of the regular season since 1935.
HISTORY:
The rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan can be traced back to a feud between their respective states which began in 1835. The state of Ohio and the Michigan Territory fought a bloodless conflict with one another in a border dispute known as the Toledo War. Some have proposed that the college football rivalry is a modern manifestation of this historical tension.
NOW:
Through the first eleven weeks of the 2006 season, Ohio State and Michigan are both 11-0 and ranked #1 and #2 respectively in the Bowl Championship Series rankings. The winner of the their game on November 18 will be the outright Big Ten champion and play for a national championship. As such, this year's contest has been widely touted as a "game for the ages".
The 2006 game is the first time that Ohio State and Michigan will meet ranked #1 and #2 in the country. Michigan has won 57 games against Ohio, and Ohio has won only 39 against Michigan . I thought you people would want to know that.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Think You Know Everything?
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula."
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister and was a sniper in Vietnam.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
... now you know everything.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula."
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister and was a sniper in Vietnam.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
... now you know everything.
Monday, October 23, 2006
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Okay so I had some problems with my blog so right now u can't comment sorry i am going to try to fix it soon. The Amazing race was awsome if u want the full details of what happend go here (www.jesusfreak4e.blogspot.com/) or (www.erhembree.blogspot.com/) ya they wrote books on it. But it was alot of fun my favorite part was the hiking(ya right) it was the wet, slippery and hard part of the hike i didn't care for otherwise it was fun. Then yesterday we had the picinic and that was fun. I really enjoyed the ball game. Okay I will post again soon. PEACE
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